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To every girl looking for a decent guy:
We exist! We are your best or close friends, the guy that tickles you or the one that's always nice to you. We are the ones who care, who lend you our shoulder for you to cry on and the ones who listen to you! We are the ones who will do anything to see you happy, to see your smile. Sometimes we are the ones who fall for you but don't tell out of fear being rejected. We are right there beside you!
You are the ones who don't see us!
Diogo C.C.M. Félix
A man approached a very beautiful, busty woman in a large supermarket and said, "I've lost my wife, can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?"
The woman looked puzzled and asked, "Why talk to me though?"
The man replies "Because when ever I talk to a woman with t*ts like yours, my wife appears out of no where..."
That akward moment when you have a song stuck in your head and then you realize that you've been mumbling the song the whole time...
That awkward moment when someone comments on a really old picture and you realize they were probably stalking your page
If I get at least 20 ppl to lyk this then I'll tell my bff who O have a crush on!! :)
92% of people are Happy the Osama Bin Ladin is dead. Like if you're one of the 8% who realise America is screwed once the Al Qaeda get revenge :/
Wanting to talk to someone so badly, but yet too shy to say hi....
Don't just ignore the effort of a person who tries to keep in touch. People get tired. It's not at all times that they hold on.
What A Womans Says:
This place is a mess. Come on! You and I need to clean up! Your stuff is lying on the floor and you'll have no clothes to wear if we don't get the washing sorted out now.

What A Man Hears:
blah blah blah Come On! You and I blah blah blah on the floor blah blah blah no clothes blah blah blah right now!
Rip carla dickie
That awkward moment when your sister asks you why those squirrels are giving a piggyback to eachother & you say they are just playing..
sometimes...only sometimes....when im bored i stnd in my room and pretend im michel jackson...
If I get 20 likes ill tell my crush that i like him... ♥
The most romantic story,
is not Romeo and Juliet who died together,.......................... but grandpa and grandma who grew old together.
♥
A Cypriot guy walks into a club and hits an English guy by accident
English guy: Are you serious?????
Cypriot guy: Nooooooo...Cyprus!
Person: Money doesnt grow on trees!
You: Yes it does!!
Person:???
You: Money= Paper, Paper= Trees!
Person:..
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Roses are Red
Violets are blue.
Sugar is sweet,
and so are you.
But the roses have wilted.
The violets are dead.
The sugar bowl is empty,
and so is your head.

like if you've ever had some one flirt with you and you just wanted them to go away.
yo, i'm hungary.
why don't you czech the fridge?
okay, i'm russian to the kitchen.
hm, maybe you'll find some turkey.
yeah, i have some, but its nasty cause its covered in a layer of greece. yuck!
ew, there is norway you can eat that.
yeah, i know. i think i'll just settle for a can of chile.
that sounds good, i think i'll have a canada chile as well.
denmark your name on the can.
kenya do it for me?
okay, i'm ghana do it.
thanks, i'm so tired. iran 2 kilometers to the store today.
If you can't win an argument, correct their grammar instead.
Never Let The Fear Of Striking Out Keep You From Playing The Game
Just call me vonsnugglesworth III and I will make sure no one but me touches you
There's nothing better than knowing you can be honest with the one you love... Except chocolate.
Physilogical Fact: When a person cries, and the first tear comes from the
right eye, it's happiness. But when the first tear comes from the left, it's pain.
FACEBOOK FACT...............
The people under your friends list on your wall are the people who visit your wall the most.
like if you didn't know.
I Love My Boyfriend , Franky Leal
That akward moment when at a sleepover you hear a noise and get under the covers to protect yourself and when you finally come out you realize that your friend made the noise and has been watching you the whole time..
“For some reason i do believe everything happens for a reason.I do believe every action has a reaction. Always remember that whats meant to be will always find a way to come about,You can Choose your Fate but not your matter how far you gonna run,your destiny will follow you....” :-)
that awkward moment... when ur eating chips in a library.. and everyone just looks at you like a lunitic
Roses are red, Violets are blue He's for me and not for you so if by chance you take my place I'll take my fist and smash your face
penis cake